SCHOOL LABELS for KIDS

It's back to school again for my kid. I was on the lookout for sticker label template and just want to share this site for downloadable school labels from Smart Parenting. They are free and cute.

Here are some I liked.

11 Sure Fire Ways to LOSE your Job

by Leahchim Semaj
CEO, The JobBank

You got a job but it is Not your dream job. You are still waiting for Bill Gates to call or for one of the companies that you really want to work with to respond to the letter of application you submitted four months ago. Additionally, you want to show the people who hired you that they did a foolish thing. Want to get fired? Here is a fool-proof plan

1. Come To Work Late. Come to work late often. Don’t offer an explanation. When they speak to you about it, give a really lame excuse like “I am trying to see what is the latest time I can wake up and still get to work on time”. It will help if you develop the habit of going to dances (or whatever other passion you may have) every night of the work week. This will ensure that will not be able to get up in time to go to work. If you do make it to work you will have very little energy for efficient work.
   
   
2. Don’t Follow Established Procedures Or Rules. Pretend that the forms and the procedures that the company had been using before you arrived do not exist. Do whatever you feel like. This is a great way to show your creativity. I was told that “those who follow all the rules miss all the fun”.
   
   
3. Take What Is Not Yours Without Permission. That includes stationery, money, items belonging to other employees, and using company equipment to do your own work and/or errands. You can start with little irritations like consuming other employees’ food and drink without their permission. Later, assuming the people are afraid to fire you, you can move up to actually running your own business (roasting) while on company time and using company resources.
   
   
4. Spend Work Time On The Telephone Dealing With Your Personal Business, after all, when will you be able to speak with your aunt when she only has access to a telephone at work. When else can you find time to pay your bills via teleservices? You missed the movie last night, your friend will be happy to give you a detailed account.
   
   
5. Take Extended Lunches. Everybody knows that you need to eat at a relaxed pace in order for digestion to take place properly. You also need to do your shopping, submit your application for that course, etc.
   
   
6. Blame Someone Else For All Your Mistakes. Show that you are not accountable for your actions. ‘They’ didn’t offer to show you what to do for the 10th time and ‘they’ know that you were not paying attention the other 9 times.
   
   
7. Expect To Be Motivated By Others. It is the supervisor’s responsibility to encourage you to do what you were hired to do. The manager didn’t smile with you this morning, doesn’t he know that you will be pre-occupied wondering what he found out about you?
   
   
8. Don’t Try To Get Along With The Other Members Of The Team. It is their responsibility to make friends with you. You don’t have to be polite or ask them anything. As an alternative, you could try to turn your workplace into you own speed dating club. Why not see how many of your co-workers “yu can deh wid”, preferably at the same time?
   
   
9. Dress As You Please. This includes being untidy by not pressing your clothing or mending loose hems or replacing missing buttons. Wear dirty clothing, and men- wear shirts with frayed necks. Ladies - wear belly-baring tops at least once per week or jeans that show your thong. Gentlemen –remember to wear your pants so that the crack of your butt shows. These are just more signs of your creativity and individuality.
   
   
10. Abuse Email And Internet Facilities. This is the information age, right? If they did not want you to spend the day sending and receiving email and text messages on Yahoo and MSN they wouldn’t have given you access to a computer with on-line facilities. You can even use your headphone mike to talk to your friends all over the world on SKYPE and to download those big files that take so much time at home. Dats what high speed internet deh-deh fah.
    
    
11. Leave Early Or Stop Working 30 Minutess Before Work Officially Ends. Even if you don’t leave head for the bathroom and start fixing up yourself to leave. As one employee put it, he could not afford to let the same thing happen twice in one day – late to come to work and late to go home.

If you do all this plus ignore verbal and written warnings, you will be out of a job in no time.

CAN YOU TRANSLATE IT IN TAGALOG?

Amerikano kasi yong boss ko, pati kliyente naman Amerikano din..kaya minsan nahihirapan talaga ako mag express sa English. Pag hirap nga ako nagpapa edit pa ko ng ilang beses kasi nga baka nga di mainitindihan ang email ko mahirap na. Lalo na pag conversational english sa boss ko. Minsan nga iniisip ko na lang na iniintindi na lang nya ako hahahaha. Nosebleed talaga minsan.

Pero sa mga pagkakataon na pede ako mag Tagalog e di tagalog na lang di ba. Bat ko pa papahirapan sarili ko. Di ko masasabi na magaling talaga ako magEnglish kahit sabihin pa na naging Editor ako.

Kaya minsan di ko talaga mapigilan sarili ko matawa sa mga status updates, shoutouts or messages na mali ang English. Ibig kong sabihin, Filipino naman tayo di ba...Filipino naman kausap mo bakit di ka mag Tagalog. Gusto mong maging tunog sosyal kse English. Minsan sa kakapilit nagiging katatawanan na lang. Paumanhin sa mga maaring matamaan pero ang sa akin lang naman kung di ka sigurado na tama, wag na lang di ba.

Katulad ng mga ito (salamat Heide!)

dont nid to be rich..all i nid is to be happy and to be with my love ones..if
ever im failed again im going to stand up and move on thats wat i am ryt now and
im facing in reality

everything is changes...im single again anyways...

I think you forgot me anway..I hope you happy wherever u are...take care of
yourself if u have time leave a messages 2 me...

thank you friend for always been there for me

why those people hurt me and putting me down..and all i can do is to get up
and move on..someday ill be strong enough 2 facing u 2 see who i am thinking
4!!! u rather be careful coz u dont know me more

im totally unlucky of all

your the 1 i waiting 4..miss u

i related on that even you wanted to forget but its going back on mind

learn to love u more..eventhough were far each other..im happy by saying u
will be stay here in heart..i feel no worries coz u promise me dat u will never
hurt me

dont stop me to fallin in love with u..becoz i will never let u gone i
promise

Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan and be proud to be a FILIPINO!!!!